I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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