is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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