Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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