what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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