So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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