I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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