Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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