For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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