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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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