it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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