Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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