You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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