we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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