If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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