Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
