no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i believe in u and ur pee
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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