He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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