You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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