Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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