She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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