I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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