were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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