Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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