He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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