How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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