ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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