...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
