I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize