We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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