Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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