I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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