Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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