i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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