you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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