We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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