Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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