i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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