Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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