i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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