Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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