just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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