do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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