are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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