Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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