I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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