Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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