We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
