mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
How's work?
Spinning.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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