Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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