Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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