Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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