now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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