Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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