Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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