Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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