Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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