we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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