I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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