carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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